Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Cheer up JayJay!!!

I am being emo for more than 16 hours!!!
How great right?

Seriously I really really envy these happy-go-lucky person.
How i wish i could be like them.
I wish I could be positive thinking too!

I always hate people who complain this and that.
Emo here and there.
How much i wish i wouldn't be like that.




cuz i know how pathetic it is.



xxx


I hope I'm still a kid so that I can cry and laugh whenever I wish to.



tata!


I miss you dear.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

=)

有一个女子长得奇丑无比,男人见后都躲避三分。女子有个最大的心愿,就是让人贩子绑架,然后……于是,每当夜幕降临,她便徘徊在人迹稀少的乡村小路上,等待着那一时刻的来临。 功夫不负有心人,这天深夜,她终于被一个绑匪绑架塞进车子内。绑匪带着自己的“胜利果实”来见绑匪头目,准备请功领赏。可是,绑匪头目一见女子的长相,不禁大骂那个绑匪没眼光,并责令他立即让那个女子离开车子。绑匪依照头儿的命令让女子下车,可是女子根本没有下车的意思。僵持了很长时间,绑匪使用威逼、恐吓、殴打等种种手段让女子下车,可是女子始终没有屈服,她就是不下车。绑匪头目见状,无奈地喊道:“算了吧!车子不要啦!”

These jokes are awesome......









一个德国人、一个美国人和一个墨西哥人结伴到南美热带雨林观光,不幸被雨林里部落的人捕获。酋长说:“擅闯进来的人要受鞭刑。不过你们可以在背上放点东西挡一下。”德国人说:“我想在背上抹点油。”抹了油后的德国人挨了10皮鞭,痛得动弹不得。墨西哥人说:“我什么都不放!”他站在那里挨了10鞭,丝毫不畏缩。最后轮到美国人,美国人说:“请在我背上放一个墨西哥人。”



xxx


一日,佐罗到情妇 家与情妇幽会。 情妇问佐罗:“要是我丈夫回来了,怎么办?” 佐罗说:“没事儿,你丈夫要是回来了,我就从窗户跳下去,我的马会在下面接我的。” 情妇说:“要是听到三声敲门,就是我丈夫回来了。” 佐罗说:“我知道了。” 过了一会儿,天下雨了。突然传来“咚、咚、咚”三声敲门声。 说是迟,那是快,佐罗从床上飞身跃下,一转眼,已经从窗户跳出。情妇见佐罗已走,便去开门。 只见门前站着一匹马,对她说:“你告诉佐罗一声,外面下雨了,我在楼道里等他。”



xxx



有一个妇女带着孩子上了公共汽车。 司机说:“哎唷,这可是我见过的最丑的娃娃。” 气愤至极的妇女走到车厢后部,坐了下来,对邻座的男人说:“司机侮辱我!” 那个男人说:“你去和他算账。你去吧,我来抱你的猴子。”



xxx



有只公海龟被公派出去跑供销, 下了火车被一只母海龟盯上了,那母的是出来卖的,好几天没接到客户了,赚不到钱不说,自己也阴阳不调啊。看见一个还算帅的公海龟过来,就上去搭讪了。

“先生,要不要,1000元?”一边说一边调动身上的所有敏感部位配合语气。

 “靠,你丫这是金B啊,欺侮我外地龟啊?”

遇见圈子里人了,母海龟没办法,自动把价钱拦腰一刀。

“不是不是,1000那是以前的价钱了,这两天搞酬宾价,500,怎么样?”

“ 靠,你丫这是银B啊,这么贵?”公海龟一副很不屑的样子。

 母海龟没辙了,想想算了,看那海龟挺精壮的,今天就当调理调理下身得了。

“别走啊,先生,其实刚刚我都是开玩笑的,今天我不收钱,就是想和你缠绵一下。

 公海龟心里琢磨,敢情这是个傻B啊。于是两只海龟找了个草丛,一起练了几遍干柴烈火掌。激情过后,两只龟都是通体舒泰,神清气爽。

母海龟动情的说:”明年的今天我们再在这里相聚好不好?“草丛里蚊子多啊,公海龟急着要走,嘴上朗声应道:”此番良晤,豪性不浅,明年今日,再当阴阳交际此地会。“其实心里在想,有操不操猪头三啊。

 第二年,公海龟抱着疑惑的心情又来到了草丛,远远的他就看见母海龟已经等在那里了,而且已经摆出了运动的姿态。这时候,公海龟感动了,心理说:“谁说婊子无情,我就遇上了一个痴情的风月海龟。”

 他一溜小跑,迎了上去,真要说些肉麻的话。母海龟开口了: “拜托,做事负责一点好不好,作完事也不把我翻过来,靠。”



xxx




一天,一位女士着一辆奔驰行驶在马路上,前面是红灯,她把车停了下来,可由红灯变为绿灯时,车怎么也打不着了, 因为是单行道,她想把车打一下方向盘,退出车道,可是车的后面紧跟很多车,距离很近,根本不行, 她眼看着绿灯变为红灯,又由红灯变成绿灯,这时走来一位交警,看着这位女士,对她说道“怎么,小姐,还没找到喜欢的颜色吗?”






Monday, December 28, 2009

周杰倫-黑色幽默 ♥




i miss this song out of sudden..

Sunday, December 27, 2009

只怕你 把习惯 当作爱


你确定这就是爱吗 真的爱我吗
手牵着手漫步斜阳 就当作浪漫
两个人眺望远方 以为爱的晴朗
当我回头望 却已泪湿了眼眶
当夕阳变成星光 当爱情换了方向
你一如过往 对爱太紧张
但未来又会怎样
未知的明天总让我旁徨
谁给我力量
我不怕你 爱不爱我
只害怕你 以为爱我
抓紧我 不算拥有 你总学不会放手
我不怕你 不懂爱我
只怕你 把习惯 当作爱
你猜不透 我要什麽
两个人眺望远方 以为爱的晴朗
当我回头望 却已泪湿了眼眶
当夕阳变成星光 当爱情换了方向
你一如过往 对爱太紧张
但未来又会怎样
未知的明天总让我旁徨
谁给我力量
我不怕你 爱不爱我
只害怕你 以为爱我
抓紧我 不算拥有 你总学不会放手
我不怕你 不懂爱我
只怕你 把习惯 当作爱
你猜不透 我要什麽
我不怕你 爱不爱我
只害怕你 以为爱我
抓紧我 不算拥有 你总学不会放手
我不怕你 不懂爱我
只怕你 把习惯 当作爱
你猜不透 我要什麽
喔 你猜不透 我要什麽








Saturday, December 26, 2009

Opera night @ Xmas Eve

Went to The Opera on Xmas Eve!!
Opera was fuckingly packed.
When we get in there its was ady around 12. and Yup.
We had our count down at the entrance there!!
Can i consider myself counting down inside the clubbbbbb? lol.

Anyway i didnt really enjoy myself! I drank but i didnt get to dance at all.
There is no more space for you to even slightly move your body.
And the fuck up thing was we opened 5 bottles, and got only a freaking tiny round table.
(summore the table wasnt suppose to be at there, they got not enough space so they placed the table in the middle of the road. )

What reaction am i suppose to give? We have like around 20+ peeps with us, with such a small table?
Thats even a big problem on how do u squeeze into the crowd.
Talking about dancing??? NO FREAKING WAY!!!

And of course, i asked for an extra table, you know whats their answer???
They got no extra table cuz the table is still not ready yet. lol.

Finally, one of the guy in the club managed to get me one more table, and the staffs there charged me 30 bucks for that!!!! ahhhhh.


Yup. everyone was drunk!!! Drunk like shit.
Of course, i was one of them taking care of the drunktards. =)

What happened then was..this guy was abit tipsy, so i asked him to come to the mamak stall first cuz that will be easier for me to figure out who is still inside the club and who is ady out.
He refused and keep clamining that he wasnt drunk. (he was squating on the grass that time)

But the truth is i dont actually fucking bother whether he is drunk or not! I just wanted everyone to be at the mamak stall there safely and we can go and search for the others whose is drunk inside the club easier!!!!!!!!

of course, i didnt scold him and i was explaining to the guy softly, politely.

This girl - a friend of the guy came, and scolded me,
" just dont fucking bother my friend, fuck off!!"
and etc i guess.

I was freaking shocked but i didnt wanna start an arguement so i said ok ok.

My sister comforted me saying the girl was drunk.
And i can really confirm that she was very conscious.

After that she came to the mamak stall, she saw me there and she looked into me like she is going to eat me up.

Yupp, i totally cannot understand why is out there these bitches making themselves so low-educated.
They never think of others' feeling and they just bark like a bitch while they dont understand the situation.

Anyway thats what happened through out the night.
I'm glad that some of them enjoyed themselves.



Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Opera @ 22 Dec 09

Yup it's me driving while eating!
promoting shih lin here :p

the best food of shih lin (for me) is
Seafood Tempura!!! yay!


yay! dang dang dang dang **
champion ** :)





I love it so much that i buy it so oftenly and then i am quite close to the guy selling tempura in Sunway Pyramid Asian Avenue.
lmao.
as i dont eat chicken so the EXTRA big fried chicken couldn't make itself a seduction to me. hah!


As what i mentioned in my yesterday's post i'll be going to The Opera!
There were yi wei, jov, Ah bi, Afred, and 3 of another friends of them.
We were late so we reached there around 12.
It was suppose to be Golden Hours but what comes really gave me a big shock!
Only two three kittens were there!
The building are still under renovation and its so full of dust.
Even the dancing area is still not open yet.
The area which is available was so limited and i guess it is just something like a chilling area.
Yup and the music was so soft that among 4, 2 of us don't remember that they do on the music.

Everything was so O.O
Seeing this kinda situation we have decided to switch to another place, which is Sanctuary. (as Ah bi they all never been there, altho i did and i don't think that place is awesome, but what do u expect rite? clubbing on tues?)
so total up 8 of us, stupidly reached sunway and stupidly changed to Sanctuary.

Sanctuary was really awful too (as what we expected), but at least was much better than The Opera, rite?
For those who went to The Opera yesterday, they'll know.
(although i guess not many of you all were there yesterday.)

Anyway we enjoyed ourselves too by dancing stupid dances!
Luckily none of us take the photos of us dancing these kinda shits. ;)

And something special aboutt me yesterday was i did make up!
and obviously it was kinda wasted lar as nobody were there to see also.
HAHA.
Of course i guess i couldn't really make up anymore as babe will not be all the time with me here to help me.
And yea, i can't deny that i've never ever put on any pair of fake eyes lashes on my eyes successfully before. It is just so hard for me. LMAO




**after make up**






yupppppp me me after make up!!!
:)





pose pose pose !!!!!





took it on the way back home.




inside sanctuary..had not much fun, but still able to enjoy ourselves!!
:)


yi wei and i.

Jov with yi wei.

yi wei and i! XD

jov and ah bi. ;)
ah bi and i!!!:)



alot more photos of sanctuary is going to be post up..long time later due to some reasons :(

anyways somthing really awful happened on the way we were home.
My sister tu...puke inside yi wei's car like wth!!!!
how can she!!! my god...cannot understand at all. HAH!!!


Anyway here's some random photo of me.

headed to maisons on last last thurs.

one outing with samuel and jov for the movie "Christmas Carol".
One of the sucket movie among all the movies i watched.
Congrats :)

Yeup, this thing is located just infront of forever 21.
i always ♥ Christmas!!!!!

Joy to the world, the Lord is come!
Let earth receive her King.



after that was a yumcha section at carsonne buble milk tea tea!
yupppppp i'm so in love woth bubble milk tea tea too!!

♥ ♥


samuel, my sister's bf.

concentrating on doing this........










and yup!!! i made it!!!!


haha i was joking,
samuel did that, mine was too irregular. lmao.
this was another yumcha section at bubble milk tea tea again!!!
so loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!








haha i looked emo :)
i bet you dont see the cigg. rite rite rite??? =)









Btw am maybe going to The Opera again!!!
I mean when it has more ppl lar.


=)






P/S : Wanting to go Genting on Christmas Eve!!! Anyone anyone???? :)
P/P/S: Created a twitter today!! Follow me??

=)


tell me yr christmas plan babe!
xoxo.




Carsonne.L ♥


Monday, December 21, 2009

clubb.


Recently clubbing is one of the very significant activites for me!
Club like hell, club like mad.

Anyway went this PUB named the bank last sat.
located at kelana jaya.
it was sucked to the hell.
the music was okay..but it is very very small and very less people there.
hell no, fuck no, i would not be going back to that place.

it was actually a last minute decision as u all can see i wore very casual that day in these photos.
me, sis and sis friend chai li were at sunway planning to watch movie.
tickets were sold out so we got ntg to do!

Us kat snowy. =)


me, jayjay.


jayjay and jov. i looked suck because i slept very less.

tu chai li lar. :)



on the way to the pub. yi wei friend's bday.
i were in yi hao's police hmm..what that call?
that thing lar. lol


sze wei and i.

again.

yes, fuck you.
yer . kiss kiss!
cute guy right?? yup he is!

damn cute, he is only 18. lol
us. lol look into the yi wei. second from the left. lol


Another clubbing at sanctuary last thurs if im not mistaken.
It was very boring but we able to have some fun by taking photos.
carmen babe and katherine were there with me.
love them so much!!
thanks. :)
mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

**pusspuss**
Carmen and katherine.

munmun.

yay me!!





3 of us :)




pusspuss!



joke of the day. ;)

going to the new launching of the opera today . anyone?? :)
take care, loves!